As you go through life, be sure to take time to sniff the hydrants.

Last month, my Alpha lost his friend, Mr. Joe.  Or at least, I think Mr. Joe is no longer there.  It's hard to tell what goes on inside the corner store because the windows are blocked up with signs, produce, notices of community events, and family pictures.  Not to mention the plethora of plantlife on the inside.  But as you know, these plants -- Norfolk pines, Diefenbakia, potted palms and the rest -- are pretty useless as plants go.  The humanoids won't let you leave your mark on them.